i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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