People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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