you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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