idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
