Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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