I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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