the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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