Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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