dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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