i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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