the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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