This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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