whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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