Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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