David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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