your thong is hanging out like whoa
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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