i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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