Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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