She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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