We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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