Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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