I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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