We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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