You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
what if I'm pregnant?
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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