I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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