SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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