SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Well I just put wine in my tea
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I currently don't understand fingers.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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