My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I can't turn off my feet"
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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