some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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