You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
