Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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