i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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