we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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