big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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