I got chris browned last night
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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