And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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