Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Randomize
