operation harelip BJ is a go
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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