Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I need help removing her.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
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just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
