I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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