Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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