What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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