You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
BRING THE BAGELS
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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