i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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