I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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