Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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