My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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