Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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