I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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