i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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