i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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