thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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