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(313): View more from Michigan

I painted my nails silver

(586): View more from Michigan

And what are the implications of that?

(313): View more from Michigan

Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien

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(310): View more from California

Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.

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(513): View more from Ohio

He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.

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(941): View more from Florida

I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.

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