Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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