Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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