May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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