no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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