is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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