My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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